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    Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.

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One guy used up 572 hours in September, ... If you bring a bunch of 500-pound guys into an all-you-can-eat read more

One guy used up 572 hours in September, ... If you bring a bunch of 500-pound guys into an all-you-can-eat buffet and they devour everything, there's a point at which the management has to come over and say, 'Enough's enough!'

by Charles Ardai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's going to be a good game. Hannan played us tough in the playoffs the last two years but we read more

It's going to be a good game. Hannan played us tough in the playoffs the last two years but we won both games.

by Josh Aciukewicz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work read more

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work schedule of 12 to 16 hours a day leaves him an in exhaustive state, and just a few drinks -- or any drink -- are too much to handle.

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You have to show respect for the sword for the audience to believe it.

You have to show respect for the sword for the audience to believe it.

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I'm on the interstate,

I'm on the interstate,

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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or read more

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.

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There has to be a certain amount of common sense. As we know, common sense isn't that common.

There has to be a certain amount of common sense. As we know, common sense isn't that common.

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At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

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No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.

No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.

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