I remember sleeping in places that were infested with rats and waking up with one trundling over my face. Actually, read more

I remember sleeping in places that were infested with rats and waking up with one trundling over my face. Actually, I hate rats! In my time, I've picked up all sorts of things in hotels-fleas, lice, tapeworm.

It looks like they're going to get a stadium built in L.A., and I'm sure they'll be a team ready read more

It looks like they're going to get a stadium built in L.A., and I'm sure they'll be a team ready to move there, too,

If that's true and the rate stays like that for another 40 years, there's a good probability that somebody who read more

If that's true and the rate stays like that for another 40 years, there's a good probability that somebody who is active in the credit economy for that period of time might be a victim. But that's not a given.

We had a fast start, then Milford had a 12-0 run, then we held them.

We had a fast start, then Milford had a 12-0 run, then we held them.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

It was the perfect opportunity.

It was the perfect opportunity.

These are characters in a fairy tale for grown-ups. Wouldn't it be lovely? Yes.

These are characters in a fairy tale for grown-ups. Wouldn't it be lovely? Yes.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write read more

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.