Maxioms by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
