Maxioms by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
