Maxioms by Joey Adams
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
