Maxioms by Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'
