Maxioms by Joey Adams
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
