Johnny Depp

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do read more

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking read more

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop read more

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on read more

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.