Maxioms by Mae West
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
