Maxioms by Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns read more
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
