Maxioms by Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers read more
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to read more
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.