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To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

by Source Unknown Found in: Comfort Quotes,
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with

by Source Unknown Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

by Source Unknown Found in: Worry Quotes,
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Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

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It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.

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