Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.