Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing