Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.