Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.