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I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.

You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy read more

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes

Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.

Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.