Maxioms by Stephen Wright
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all read more
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.