Maxioms by Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.