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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's read more

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to read more

If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich.

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what read more

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have read more

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.