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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's read more

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

by Unknown Author Found in: Man Quotes,
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Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles read more

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.

by Unknown Author Found in: Perseverance Quotes,
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The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, read more

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

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It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

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