Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizner.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizner.