Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.