Beatrice Arthur

It didn't dawn on me that we were older/elderly women. Later, of course, people felt we were doing so much read more

It didn't dawn on me that we were older/elderly women. Later, of course, people felt we were doing so much to further the cause of mature women.

You know, the way I'm accepted, I almost feel like Judy Garland, truly. It makes no sense to me because read more

You know, the way I'm accepted, I almost feel like Judy Garland, truly. It makes no sense to me because I don't think that I've been any more outspoken... Or maybe I have, I don't know. But everyone I know supports anything that has to do with raising money or with AIDS.

When something is written for the stage, I think it's wrong to try to make it bigger. Very few things read more

When something is written for the stage, I think it's wrong to try to make it bigger. Very few things out there make that jump easily.

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also read more

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also like The Critic and Celebrity Death Match and South Park. I love all of that.

My vagina can't give a monologue!

My vagina can't give a monologue!