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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

by Bill Maher Found in: Religion / beliefs Quotes,
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Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

by Bill Maher Found in: Hollywood Quotes,
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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, read more

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

by Bill Maher Found in: Conformity Quotes,
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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always read more

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge

by Bill Maher Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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You are what you do. It’s about actions.

You are what you do. It’s about actions.

by Bill Maher Found in: Actions Quotes,
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