Franklin Adams

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, read more

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you read more

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other

In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon read more

In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon the termination of any debate.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the read more

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net