Maxioms by Henry Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, read more
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
