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I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real benders—I don't do read more

I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real benders—I don't do that anymore. But when you go on bender you never know what's going to happen.

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By saying I'd been up on the roof, I hoped to prove that I had intimate knowledge of how and read more

By saying I'd been up on the roof, I hoped to prove that I had intimate knowledge of how and why he'd died. It was my ego asserting itself: I was there, we were good friends.

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(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

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I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real bendersI don't do read more

I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real bendersI don't do that anymore. But when you go on bender you never know what's going to happen.

by Jonathan Ames Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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