Maxioms by Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that read more
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an read more
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else!
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up read more
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
