Maxioms by Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work, then read more
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be read more
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.