Maxioms by William S. Gilbert
As innocent as a new-laid egg.
As innocent as a new-laid egg.
Something lingering with boiling oil in it . . . something
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Something lingering with boiling oil in it . . . something
humorous but lingering--with either boiling oil or melted lead.
Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
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Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo'sun tight and a midshipmite
And the crew of the captain's gig.
My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time--
To let the punishment fit the crime.
My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time--
To let the punishment fit the crime.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.