Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it read more

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing read more

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes read more

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.