Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Never hurry. Take plenty of exercise. Always be cheerful. Take all the sleep you need. You may expect to be read more

Never hurry. Take plenty of exercise. Always be cheerful. Take all the sleep you need. You may expect to be well.

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious!.

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious!.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some read more

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.

Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.

Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.