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    My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

by Josef Stalin Found in: Death Quotes,
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

by Allen Woody Found in: Death Quotes,
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Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the read more

Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good.

by William Mitford Found in: Death Quotes,
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Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger read more

Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people.

by Kahlil Gibran Found in: Death Quotes,
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To stop sinning suddenly.

To stop sinning suddenly.

by Elbert Hubbard Found in: Death Quotes,
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Mors sceptra ligonibus aequat.
(Death levels sceptre and the law.)

Mors sceptra ligonibus aequat.
(Death levels sceptre and the law.)

by Unattributed Author Found in: Death Quotes,
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It is only the dead who do not return.

It is only the dead who do not return.

by Bertrand Barere Found in: Death Quotes,
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Death Quotes,
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