Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

Suicide would be my way of telling God that I quit.

Suicide would be my way of telling God that I quit.

Fear not death, for it is your destiny.

Fear not death, for it is your destiny.

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live.

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Heaven has a road, but no one travels it; Hell has no gate but men will dig to get there.

Heaven has a road, but no one travels it; Hell has no gate but men will dig to get there.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, read more

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.

Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.