May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed.

Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed.

Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

It is good to die before one has done anything deserving death.

It is good to die before one has done anything deserving death.

I look at life as a gift of God. Now that he wants it back I have no right to read more

I look at life as a gift of God. Now that he wants it back I have no right to complain.

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far read more

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.

They that know no evil will suspect none.

They that know no evil will suspect none.