For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.

It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.

The only one who is wiser than anyone is everyone.

The only one who is wiser than anyone is everyone.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it.

The cure for admiring the house of lords is to go and look at it.

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.