Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Calamity is man's true touchstone

Calamity is man's true touchstone

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a read more

You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster

There are moments when you have to just walk away and cry.

There are moments when you have to just walk away and cry.

He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light

He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light

There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster

There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster

Every disasters screams for humor

Every disasters screams for humor