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    The captive birds no longer flew
    Their cadaverous bodies giving flu
    and Avian Spongiform Encephalopathy
    .. Mad Chicken Mad Turkey Mad Bird
    in Aviano and everywhere daily grew.

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When the Czar has a cold all Russia coughs.

When the Czar has a cold all Russia coughs.

by Russian Proverb Found in: Disease Quotes,
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A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within
itself, may, after all, be but a read more

A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within
itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the
spiritual part.

by Nathaniel Hawthorne Found in: Disease Quotes,
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War is the symptom, not the disease.

War is the symptom, not the disease.

by L. M. Heroux Found in: Disease Quotes,
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Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a read more

Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a man who has had four heart attacks than to be carrying a big gun and a backpack through the snow looking for red meat.

by Jay Leno Found in: Disease Quotes,
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I'll forbear;
And am fallen out with my more headier will
To take the indisposed and sickly read more

I'll forbear;
And am fallen out with my more headier will
To take the indisposed and sickly fit
For the sound man.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Disease Quotes,
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

by Steve Martin Found in: Disease Quotes,
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Against diseases here the strongest fence,
Is the defensive vertue, abstinence.

Against diseases here the strongest fence,
Is the defensive vertue, abstinence.

by Robert Herrick Found in: Disease Quotes,
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If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

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There are no such things as incurables; there are only things for which man has not found a cure.

There are no such things as incurables; there are only things for which man has not found a cure.

by Bernard M. Baruch Found in: Disease Quotes,
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