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    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the
dog.
[Lat., Plus on read more

The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the
dog.
[Lat., Plus on apprend a connaltre l'homme, plus on apprend a
estimer le chien.]

by Joussenel Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

by Franklin P. Jones Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only read more

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

by Samuel Butler Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

by Anonymous Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

by Richard Harris Barham Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two read more

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

by Phil Pastoret Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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