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    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

by Ann Landers Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

by Francis Galton Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha read more

And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The Lord hath shewed
me that thou shalt be king over Syria.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes, Service Quotes,
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the
dog.
[Lat., Plus on read more

The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the
dog.
[Lat., Plus on apprend a connaltre l'homme, plus on apprend a
estimer le chien.]

by Joussenel Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.

There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.

by Konrad Lorenz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and read more

But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and hill,
Seeking its master. . . . As for me
This prayer at least the gods fulfill
That when I pass the flood and see
Old Charon by Stygian coast
Take toll of all the shades who land,
Your little, faithful barking ghost
May leap to lick my phantom hand.

by St. John Welles Lucas Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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