He who excuses himself accuses himself.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Bad excuses are worse than none.

Bad excuses are worse than none.