What we know is not much; what we do not know is immense.

What we know is not much; what we do not know is immense.

Good people are always so sure they're right.

Good people are always so sure they're right.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.

Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...