I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as read more

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

I made my money by selling too soon.

I made my money by selling too soon.

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.

When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.

Every company's greatest assets are its customers, because without customers there is no company.

Every company's greatest assets are its customers, because without customers there is no company.

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense read more

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known -- that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.

Only little people pay taxes.

Only little people pay taxes.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.