I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get read more

I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get their attention when I told them I was sesquipedalian. One look down at my feet usually dispelled the deception though.

Flirting is the sin of the virtuous and the virtue of the sinful.

Flirting is the sin of the virtuous and the virtue of the sinful.