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Even the gods love jokes

Even the gods love jokes

by Plato Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.

Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already read more

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

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The affections are like lightning: you cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.

The affections are like lightning: you cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.

by Lee Iacocca Found in: Affection Quotes,
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental read more

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain, to show them that read more

The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain, to show them that we love them, not when we feel like it, but when they do

by Nan Fairbrother Found in: Affection Quotes,
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