Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for read more

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

It's a heartacheNothing but a heartacheHits you when it's too lateHits you when you're down

I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.

If I was educated, I'd be a damn fool.