For each mouth, a different soup.

For each mouth, a different soup.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste.

Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste.

Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.

Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

Between good sense and good taste there lies the difference between a cause and its effect.

Between good sense and good taste there lies the difference between a cause and its effect.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.