How to win friends and influence people.

How to win friends and influence people.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that read more

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.

I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which read more

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts read more

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.

A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.

A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends...They're read more

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends...They're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!