I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

One-half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it.

One-half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it.

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.

You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth read more

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.