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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in read more

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar
with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye
ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of read more

For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.

by Alben W. Barkley Found in: God Quotes,
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Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. read more

Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him.

by Christopher Morley Found in: God Quotes,
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''I do have sort of a spiritual center now that I didn't have
before,'' says Earle. ''But my spirituality is read more

''I do have sort of a spiritual center now that I didn't have
before,'' says Earle. ''But my spirituality is real retarded. It
basically consists of `I believe there is a God, and it ain't me.'
It's simple, but it works.''
source: Boston Globe.

by Steve Earle Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the read more

I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts; the rest are details.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and read more

I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lord's side.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: God Quotes,
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.

God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.

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