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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

by Ed Howe Found in: God Quotes,
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God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is read more

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world

by C.s. Lewis Found in: God Quotes,
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He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside
the still waters.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside
the still waters.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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A man is truly free, even here in this embodied state, if he knows that God is the true agent read more

A man is truly free, even here in this embodied state, if he knows that God is the true agent and he by himself is powerless to do anything.

by Ramakrishna Found in: God Quotes,
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God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to read more

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, then I stop. Man never can.

by Bob Marley Found in: God Quotes,
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God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

by Heywood Broun Found in: God Quotes,
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God is best known in not knowing him.
[Ger., Deus scitur melius nesciendo.]

God is best known in not knowing him.
[Ger., Deus scitur melius nesciendo.]

by Saint Aurelius Augustine Found in: God Quotes,
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Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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