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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

by Samuel Rutherford Found in: God Quotes,
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What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can
be against us?

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is read more

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world

by C.s. Lewis Found in: God Quotes,
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Man is the miracle in nature. God Is the One Miracle to man.

Man is the miracle in nature. God Is the One Miracle to man.

by Jean Ingelow Found in: God Quotes,
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No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

by Madalyn Murray O'hair Found in: God Quotes,
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

by Mother Teresa Found in: God Quotes,
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God never made His work for man to mend.

God never made His work for man to mend.

by John Dryden Found in: God Quotes,
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The Kingdom of God is within you.. and all beings.

The Kingdom of God is within you.. and all beings.

by Leo Tolstoy Found in: God Quotes,
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I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do.

I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do.

by Joel Osteen Found in: God Quotes,
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