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    After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

by Aphorism Found in: God Quotes,
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There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.

There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.

by C.s. Lewis Found in: God Quotes,
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God's Wisdom and God's Goodness!--Ah, but fools
Mis-define thee, till God knows them no more.
Wisdom and read more

God's Wisdom and God's Goodness!--Ah, but fools
Mis-define thee, till God knows them no more.
Wisdom and goodness they are God!--what schools
Have yet so much as heard this simpler lore.
This no Saint preaches, and this no Church rules:
'Tis in the desert, now and heretofore.

by Matthew Arnold Found in: God Quotes,
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God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to read more

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, then I stop. Man never can.

by Bob Marley Found in: God Quotes,
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When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.

When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.

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We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will read more

We're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Doubt Quotes, God Quotes,
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God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is read more

God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.

by Chester W. Nimitz Found in: God Quotes,
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For there is no respect of persons with God.

For there is no respect of persons with God.

by Bible Found in: God Quotes,
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