Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your read more

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's read more

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.

We are not limited by our old ages; we are liberate by it.

We are not limited by our old ages; we are liberate by it.

Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of read more

Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. -Mark Twain.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.