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    I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
    She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger and she won.

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It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Health Quotes,
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When health, affrighted, spreads her rosy wing,
And flies with every changing gale of spring.

When health, affrighted, spreads her rosy wing,
And flies with every changing gale of spring.

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Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.

by Joseph Addison Found in: Health Quotes,
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There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the read more

There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the brain a little, its light
goes out, followed by both the others. Stop the heart a minute,
and out go all three of the wicks. Choke the air out of the
lungs, and presently the fluid ceases to supply the other centres
of flame, and all is soon stagnation, cold, and darkness.

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The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Health Quotes,
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Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of: a
blessing that money cannot buy.

Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of: a
blessing that money cannot buy.

by Izaak Walton Found in: Health Quotes,
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He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. -Arabian Proverb.

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. -Arabian Proverb.

by Arabian Proverb Found in: Health Quotes,
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I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

by Unknown Found in: Health Quotes,
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Gold that buys health can never be ill spent,
Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment.

Gold that buys health can never be ill spent,
Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment.

by John Webster Found in: Health Quotes,
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